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Canadian. Student. 21.


princessofthepreps:

introverted-prep:

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME


HOLY HORCRUXES

BLOODY HELL

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

(via whitelines-redlights)

adreamdeferred:

magnolome:

Tru

*cues terrorist threats*

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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drinkinginla26:

constrictyourhandsaroundme:

siriuslyslytherin:

airpunchingacademic:

jaderkinss:


Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Fucking brilliance

Absolute perfection.

A+ job.

What a man!

I remember when this happened, it was probably the greatest local news story we ever had.

whatsdifferentincanada:

Metric vs. Imperial

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

(via sunshineseashells)

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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